05/03/2021
What up my party people, I’m typing this after TWO HOURS of waiting for my second attempt at obtaining a basketball NFT.
What’s a basketball NFT? I hear you say. Here’s an Abhi explanation coming right up!!
Ok imagine a GIF that is a basketball clip, now imagine this clip packaged and wrapped with a bunch of other clips, too in a kind of “digital wrapping”.
Now these clips can only be bought on the “blockchain” and are verified on the blockchain like collecting cards (you know like your pokemon cards, like #1 of 100 made).
Now all these clips exist on Youtube, so you can just go on youtube type the player and the game and see these clips for free at any time, ever.
So why do you want one Abhi? Because I’m an ostraciser, I want to make you all feel like you’ve proper missed out on trying to pay for a clip that you can see on Youtube for free!
Laugh at me all you want, look at this message from the platform….
“Over 220,000 joined this drop window! Only 61,086 packs available during this drop time (under 4,000 remaining)”
So there are 220,000 people just as stupid as me and damn right you should be feeling like “damn why can’t I be as stupid as Abhi!!!”.
At the moment I am 14,528 in the queue and currently there is only 4000 packs remaining, so it’s mathematically impossible for me to obtain one, but I am going to watch it to very end and play the song “killing me softly” coz I want to savour this feeling of dying slowly because I don’t know how else I’m going to learn……..
Any way I cashed another 7000k outta Tescos (WANKERSSSSSSSSSS) and the transfer from my share scheme was so beautifully smooth as I learnt my lessons from the last debacle.
Got access to them 6 months before your average no idea about this stuff. Improved liquidity is improved piece of mind
Just got another message:
“We’re wrapping up this window, almost all packs are sold. If you haven’t had the chance to get yours this time, join the next window at 5PM PST. If you got a pack already, you won’t be eligible to get another.”
Abhi you ain’t going to try again at 1am tonight are you?,,,,,, YOU DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM!!!!
Let me do something productive with my life let’s see what my net worth is saying:
Debt + Liabilities
£161,455 (Mortgage on the flat)
£30,000 (Dad)
Total = £-191,455
Assets
Positive Assets
Cash = £15,861.46 (Liquid)
Stocks and Share ISA = £54,547.52 (Liquid)
Gold – £3,734.22 (Liquid)
Tesco Shares Value -£16,999.26 (Not liquid)
Art = £ 2890
Total = £ 94,032.46
Actual Net Worth = £ -94,120.28 @ 05/02/2021
Actual Net Worth = £ -97,422.54 @ 05/03/2021
So my net worth has dropped by 3.51% which is just a sign of the volatile times we are facing, do I feel disappointed yes a little, but nowhere near as much as fucking seeing this!
