What up party people. So from Monday we are allowed to meet up in groups of 6. However there is one REALLY important rule!
When any number of people are about to enter your garden you must greet them by saying “Cummings Cummings!!!!”
Lolololololololololol
We all felt it at work today, today was the first day where people went “ 6 people can meet at once!?!? fuck lockdown, it’s party time!!!!!!!”
It was busy, people are gagging to meet up, get out and pretend to get excited for fake “life is too short garden parties and BBQs”.
It’s all good I was done caring about all this shit during stockpiling weeks one and two. If a second wave comes who cares? If there isn’t a second wave who cares?
Since day I said no one that mattered cared and I have yet to be proven wrong.
Guess what?
I got paid today! You all know what that means! NET WORTH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is the breakdown!
Debt + Liabilities
£161,455 (Mortgage on the flat)
£40000 (Dad)
Total = £-201,455
Assets
Positive Assets
Cash = £4777.48 (Liquid)
Stocks and Share ISA= £25,754.16(Liquid)
Gold – £4,287.93 (Liquid)
Tesco Shares Value -£60,326.28 (Not liquid)
Total = £95,145.85
Actual Net Worth = £ – -107,427.03 @ 04/05/2020
Actual Net Worth = £ – -106,309.15 @ 29/05/2020
1.04% increase in net worth! An increase? During Covid-19? Anyone would have thought there wasn’t a recession at all?!
“I remember you was conflicted
Misusing your influence
Sometimes I did the same
Abusing my power, full of resentment
Resentment that turned into a deep depression”
In a bizzle my players and playettes